How to be a Habitat Voyeur

So, by now, you should be pretty well versed on all things voyeur but for those of you still wavering at the fringes, fear not, help is at hand. We’ve compiled a trio of tutorials to help you on your journey to become the style supersleuths we know you are.

First off the startline, and our personal favourite, The Fake Selfie Method. Fake selfies ain’t gunna win you any points with Kim Kardashian but Habitat will salute you all the way (after all, who would you rather have as fan?). Click here to view the how-to video in all its glory.

If ‘safety in numbers’ is more your mantra, lean on the support of your (albeit fake) pooch to peek through the windows of the well-heeled with The Lost Dog Method. No-one’s going to doubt the stricken woes of someone who’s lost their precious mutt (even when you do have your nosed pressed up against their living room window). Everything you need to know to perfect this technique is right here.

Our final instruction involves a little wardrobe creativity. Those of you who are old enough to remember can channel your inner Kris Kross and, wearing your clothes back to front, dupe the world into thinking you’re facing one way when those beady eyes of yours are quite clearly fixed on another. We have dubbed it The Reverse Wardrobe Method and it’s but a click away.

So go forth burgeoning Habitat Voyeurs. Inspector Clouseau’s got nothing on you.

 

 

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